Saturday, March 15, 2014

周日小品





Un脚
最僧人地un 脚…老人家講,"人摇福薄, 樹摇葉落"!

來見工者,一un腳我一定吾請,除非CEO介绍佢三姨太個细妹條仔嘅同學嘅細佬喇。比面派對,吾想撈咩!

尤其是在飛機上,剛剛我回香港坐我傍邊那那人兄,吾知佢緊張一或發冷,一坐低就把腳un,un脚un到成隻飛機都振X晒!


一樣米養百樣人,戴勞力士未必一樣斯文!

真想打佢兩權。我又打吾出手,因為佢手戴勞力士Date Just II的! 比面勞力士囉!

眼神
眼定定,或者眼光光,飲左猪肉湯禁樣眼定定地望人好黑人僧,望人的眼伸好重要。

眼都吾眨眼定定的望住人,我覺得極度不禮貌。

我覺得看別人眼睛,不能超過零點三秒,還有不能一分鐘內多望過二次,超過者為之侵犯別人空間了。你吾比面喎。


女人
有些女子,年齡大約二十五到三十三之間*,穿短裙用手按者屁股怕電梯下男人往上看。


穿上衣露出一些事業線又用手按住心口。

明白的,怕別人睇嗎?

喂,你吾想男人看吾該你可以穿多兩條牛仔長褲,或穿上衣加條頸巾包實你"相乳"呀之類。

正所謂,穿短裙下意式喺想吸引别人看嗎、想人偷窺,有人窺看又吾高興。無人偷窺又覺得自己吾夠條件。女人的心理太複雜呀!

比三問陀飛輪相計時加萬年曆更複雜!

想當年,香港筆王李同我講,香港靚女越靚越無人追,越靚越容易追,又吾醜又吾靚果D最多人追。我不以為真!


今天電視"找個好男人"正正確實筆王李當年講嘅嘢!果D明星,港姐,番書妹真人無mud人追㗎!

所以面相和我一樣肉酸的男仕們,我地鼓起勇氣,去追最靚果D呀!


* 註
我覺得二十五到三十三年紀的女人最難頂!
即如一瓶八六年的拉菲一樣,飲又吾喺,吾飲又吾喺,比你開又會先比一些小驚喜你,不到一會就收皮。


都喺拉菲八二好,由頭到落尾都禁好味,令你欲仙欲死,令你死完再生,令你生生不"色",頂引!

那什麼女人是八二拉菲呢?

下回分解,因為我而家要去攞開瓶器呀、、、、

HK Snob

以前的塑膠貴過水晶,今天的黄金貴過鉑金,這是乜嘢世界?




人類登陸月球四十五年後,科技真的進步很多嗎?

七十年代,集成電路仍是PLCC8腳或PLCC14 腳包裝為主流。今天一粿3mmx3mm的QFN內的原子粒數是四十年前的一百萬倍之多!


這代表今天的科技真的很進步嗎?

二百多頓重續航力超越半個地球,fly-by-wire 電腦操控的先進馬航MH370竟然無法子被找到。不能被破壞的黑盒內臧著信号產生器也無法地被探測到!

六十年代的胆機胆咪錄音之黑膠魅力到目前唯止無一部超級電腦數碼音響系統能給到你模擬音樂味上的滿足。

科技就是否一切呢?

今天,一班香港的勞奴在吹水。其中不乏資深(資金深厚)的好友在談勞力士有乜禁好玩?

大家異口同聲講Ref 1802, 1803,1804,1807...


太大家都一致性單戀上(吾係同姓戀)勞力士早期的白金DAY DATE, 或者鉑金,重正!

嘩,一隻勞力士白金淺綠漸變面有石字的今天叫到三十萬元。你想買嗎?人家吾賣喎 超過三十萬就考慮下先喎!

六七十年代,小弟見到三十隻黄金DD,才見到一隻白金DD。所以白金的少之又少。

今天呢,你去勞力士錶店看看,白金DD,吾多過五隻。何解呢,顏色囉,衰似鋼囉?

你話貴?

這隻白金淺綠漸變面有石字錶五年前十三萬左右咋。而家三十萬!

最另人費解的,這些老勞力士錶面用上五角錢的膠片,新裝的是過千元一片的藍寶石水晶。這就是大家所追的"味道!"

有人開始講勞力士價錢開始會爆煲喎!
你覺得呢?

我就話: 科技未必代表一切,味道才是手錶所在。


註:
希望MH370 事件是電影"Lost"真實版。他們正生活在一岛上。

HK Snob,
Watch Fever, LED Fever, HK Kong Tsaan, Sham Shui Po Snob, Ap Liu Street Snob, Manila Snob,  Tsim Sha Tsui Snob, Gadget Fever, HI Fi Fever, Vinyl Fever,
Sex Fever, Hiking Fever, Vacuum Tube Fever, Singapore Snob, MongKok Snob, Dudas Street Snob, Yau Ma Tei Snob, Jordan Road Snob, Kowloon Kong Tsaan, Rolex Snob.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Rolex Q &A

Last year I probably received a lot of question on Rolex and I try to summarize them here for your reference

Q. is HK Snob a Watch Dealer?
A. No, I am an armature watch Blogger only, I don't have shop, I don't sell watch of mine, but I know Rolex AD network and a few Rolex Collector and dealer who may sell his watches at a reasonable price!

Q.  Do I ship Watch?
A. No, I don't, I just help people to buy Rolex at discount in HK.

Q. What is the Most Expensive Rolex?
A. The most expensive non-diamond Rolex is the men's Oyster Perpetual Day-Date in Platinum Ref 116505 HK list price HKD$583,500.
The most Expensive Rolex with diamond is Submariner Emerald HKD$2.4M

Q. What is the Cheapest Rolex?
A. 1. Ref 116200 Stainless steel 26mm lady perpetual smooth bezel with Oyster Bracelet HKD$36,800
Second Cheapest  lady watch is Ref 177200  Oyster Perpetual 31mm smooth bezel with Oyster Bracelet HKD$ 37,600,
The Cheapest Men’s Rolex Ref 114200  34mm smooth bezel with Oyster bracelet HKD$38,500.
The Cheapest Men’s Rolex with 36mm size is Ref 116000 Oyster Perpetual Smooth bezel with Oyster Bracelet HKD$40,000

Q. Where are Rolex watches made?
A. The Rolex manufactory is in Bienne, Switzerland. The Rolex headquarters are in Geneva.

Q. Are all Rolex watches self winding?
A. Not all.

Q. How to check Rolex serial number?
A. Check in between the lugs of the watch. Here's a complete guide on how to find and look up a Rolex Serial Number.

Q. How much does a Rolex Day-Date cost?
A. Ref 118208 Typically from HKD$209,300 up to Ref 18956 BRIL HKD$2,118,000

Q. How much is a used Rolex watch worth?
A. depends on the model and the age and the condition ebay.com and search...usually in pre-owned shop of HK, it is about the 45% to 70% of List price for current production model. Except for those special Model Like Daytona Steel, Black is Selling HKD$85,500 to $89,000

Q. How many Rolex watches made per year?
A.  Somewhere about 800,000.

Q. Where to buy a Rolex copy in Hong Kong China?
A. Anywhere on the Temple Street, Lady’s market at Mongkok and Lo Wo Commercial Centre at Lo Wo (HK/China Border.)

Q. What is an oyster perpetual Rolex?
A. Rolex made their watches water proof just like an oyster which can close tightly that water cannot sip in.  It is an Automatic winding watch that is why call Perpetual.

Q. How much should a Rolex Submariner weigh?
A. ~135 grams with a full bracelet (all steel)

Q. Does Rolex make battery operated watches?
A. Yes , Rolex makes battery operated watches called OysterQuartz, made between 1977 to 2003
Total 25,000 pieces made, estimated to have 60% in stainless steel, 25% in Two Tone, and 10% Solid Yellow Gold Ref 19018 and 5% Solid White Gold Ref 19019. A Superlative Accurate, 100% dependable Watch!

Q. Is Rolex of Switzerland Public listed?
A. No. Rolex, SA is not owned by any other company. It is completely independent, owned by The Wilsdorf Foundation

Q. Are all Rolex watches registered when bought?
A. Not in HK, but early Rolex Japan, we had to put down watch owner name and address on the Warranty  certificate… that was supposed to be good practice, but we do not have such in HK.

Q. How can you tell if a Rolex watch is real?
A. There used to be a time when you can just look at a fake Rolex and determine that it is fake, but in recent years the quality of Fake One is improving a lot and a bit hard to tell by green horn, it takes a bit closer look to tell it is fake.

Q. Do magnets affect watches Rolex?
A. Yes, so long as the watch is made from metal components the magnet will stop the internal pieces from moving hence stopping the watch or watches will become inaccurate, if very strong magnet could even possible damages some of the component. We can send to Rolex for Demagnetization.
Or you should wear a Milguass which is anti-magnetic.


Q. Do Rolex Service Centre service Rolex of another country?  Do I need to have the warranty card?
Rolex Service Centre will service any Rolex so long it is authentic Rolex. We do not need Warranty card for servicing, Rolex Do not service FrankenWatch of Rolex.

Q. What are the taxes or duties to import a Rolex watch from Europe to the us?
A. 6%

Q. What materials are used in Rolex wristwatches?
A. Rolex uses a variety of materials: 904L Stainless steel, white gold, red gold, yellow gold, and platinum.

Q. Should I place a Rolex on an Auto Watch Winder if I don't use it
A. In my Opinion, no need, as it add wear and tear on the mechanical parts inside the watch

Q. How Should I clean my Rolex?
A. Tighten up the crown, use lukewarm watch and soap to wash, you may use soft tooth brush clean off the dirt. Then rinse under running water.
Use Cloth to clean of water. It will restore the original Lustre and beauty of your Rolex.

Q. How long does a Rolex run?
A. They are made to have a 40 hour spring power supply when wound completely.  Daytona can last for 72 hours.

Q. Does Rolex provide Polishing on my badly used Rolex?
A. Yes, it take about HKD$500-$1,000 depending types of watch for polishing. Take 2 weeks to return you as a NEW Rolex!

Q. How much discount we can get at Rolex AD HK?
A. Officially 5% maximum.

Q. What Rolex is hard to buy now at Rolex AD?
A. Top One Ref 116520 Daytona Black Dial HKD$91,500-94,500
    Top 2 Ref 116520 Daytona White Dial HKD$87,500
    Top 3 Ref 116610LV Submariner Hulk HKD$66,100
    Top 4 Ref 116710BLNR GMT master II Black Blue   
    $65,300
  

Q. When Rolex AD will increase the price?
A. No News yet!

Q. is Watches bought in Rolex AD has possibility to be Fake!?
A. Not Possible.

HK Snob

Thursday, March 13, 2014

What Rolex will show off at BaselWorld 2014?

What will be the next eye-catching Rolex new Model at BaselWorld 2014?
Many gurus are forecasting the GMT Master II Blue Red Pepsi will be out this year.


This would be exciting news of those people looking for both the older generation people like I and the new players. It would be a good news for those who had an older GMT master II Ref 16170 with Pepsi Colour.  I don’t think so as this is not a usual practice to use exactly the same watch shape colour from Rolex as a retro watch launch. Well, if so, the price will be unchanged HKD$56,300 I think and I see no reason why they will further increase the price.
The price ref new 116710BLNR $65,300 is to test the market response.
As Submariner Ref 11660LN is Selling HKD$62,100 and GMT Master II Ref 1161710LN Green Pointer is selling HKD$61,200 which is about HKD$900 lower than Submariner. There will have tendency to increase price of Submariner from HKD$62,100 to somewhat higher but there should be some changes on the design.
Will Submariner stay on higher price like HKD$66,100?  But they got to have new modification, they have the Ref 16610LV Green bezel, and Ref 116610LV Green Bezel Green Dial now, What else!?
I think they may come up with a Chocolate Dial and Submariner which does look like patina dial that Would be a great new for me as this will be empty my pocket again.
If that is the case, I will be the first one to buy!


SkyDweller
For many cases, Rolexes will release a low cost steel versions after gold is released, but I think it will not happen for Sky Dweller, WHY?
They need not to go for these Steel version as they want to reserve its Prestige position as they will kill the White gold Sky Dweller market, unless they market a new colour to differentiate the White Gold Sky Dweller, somewhat like Day Date, no steel version.


Milgauss Ref 114600
I guess Milgauss While Dial will be suspended for production as it is a slow mover.
The Ref 114600LV green glass with dark grey dial will still be available in 2014.
The Ref 114600 Black dial the best seller will remain active.
I guess that Rolex will launch a new Milgauss of new colour Dial with the iconic orange second pointer in Baselworld 2014!   Which One In terms of popularity, they may consider this order :
Blue, , Orange, Green, Burgundy Red, Brownish Red,







For Blue colour to be revieled in BaselWorld, chance is high, Orange is good that is a great colour for young people who wears this Milgauss for all kind of activities. I like Orange Most!

Honesty, I like the Burgundy most and then the Orange
For the above model, thos are just my personal comment only.
HK Snob
HK Watch Fever
LED Fever

Monday, March 10, 2014

一錶傍身,世界通行

March 8 1800. taken by Samsung Note III


下午下班後,這是香港一個寫照,

街上好靜,行人吾多,有警務人員忙於送上"美真香"比一台平治,两台BMW, 一台豐田,不奕樂乎。

對面那麻雀學校內又發生不少故事,愛賭之電車男,主婦,小商人,教師,銷營經理,剛拉上褲子不久陀地骨妹入内發洩發洩在麻雀枱上。

貼滿租廣告空舖找租客中,我心想,最好是開檔铺,不,左面己有一檔利寶押,右面又開一檔大押,那有這麼多客源?
有計,龍威的熟客拿金撈來多當半成!

鬼知咩,輸起錢想盡地一舖,拿到幾$都殺。

想一想,出擋的勞力士有不少數都是來自賭仔手上來的。

君不見澳開賭場不到一百米內必有檔舖。

男人必踫到標賭飲蕩吹其中一瓣或一瓣以上。

何謂嫖賭飲蕩吹? 分別解作:
嫖是嫖妓的意思;
賭是賭博;
飲是酗酒;
蕩是放蕩;
吹是吸毒(清朝時稱"食大煙")
幾樣行為加起來是對男性陋習、惡習的統稱

香港勞奴勸誡兄弟們玩玩算,吾好沉迷,留番一些錢買隻勞士傍身。一錶傍身,世界通行!

什麼錶世界通行?Rolex GMT MASTER II 囉!


買大路勞力士賺錢是騙人的,賺到戴就真!

我四年前用十萬五千買了Ref 18049 白金Day Date 我昨年賣了十二萬五千!

我五年前買了一隻隻紫色面ref 18038 七萬五,咋年賣七萬八。呢D叫做賺到戴囉!

港燦,香港勞奴
HK Watch Fever
HK Kong Tsaan
HK Snob

Shops that do Watch Whole Sales in HK





While Abenomic is working out some magic to change the Japanese Economy, at least some of the Japanese White collars are receiving an increase of salary for the first time in the past 5 years.
Well, while Japanese was used to be the major Collector’s paradise for Rolex in the 80’s. They have huge collection of various Rolex watches… but now there is a change for them to CASH them, more and more watch chain sell their Rolex in HK, Brand Off at Lok Road, and this new shop I found yesterday at Hoi Noi Road TST.
They do whole sales, for those people who buy watch and re-marketing them in their countries like Indonesia, Thailand, and Vietnam…
This is the “Jupiter” you can try other than Kuen Kee who does Whole Sales.
HK Snob
HK Watch Fever
LED fever
Gadget fever
Hi Fi Fever
Vinyl fever
Vacuum Tube Fever

Sunday, March 9, 2014

香港俗語 Vs Rolex俗語

你真係"海鮮打獵"!
海鮮是"seafood",而打獵英語是"Hunt "
整句是"seafood hunt".
用廣東話講亦即"x"。即"多此一擧"之意。
發明者,HK Snob.即是我,年份2007.


“PK”, "卜街", 港式俗話, 情度上是粗口。發明者無從諧考,年份大约1990

半今晚打老虎 - [this evening hit tiger] how are you?
(a joke transposition of French "Comment allez-vous ?")


夜親生仔不如近生錢 - having one’s own money is better than relying on one’s child


食黃瓜 bun yé sihk wőhng gwāa - (eating gourd at midnight) : unaware of full situation


刮沙 - to eke out a living, to squeeze money out with difficulty



Rolex俗語
"甲帶"Oyster bracelet
"珠帶"Julibee bracelet
"總統帶"Day Date 上的President bracelet


"鍋钉帶"六十年代勞力士Oyster式帶





膏藥面” 就是Submariner 16800 Rolex SS Submariner 'Transitional' Reference 16800!
指錶面上的時標無任何邊框,主要用在舊裝錶之上,就好似一塊貼在身上的膏藥。



盲眼仔指沒有日曆的Submariner Ref 114060.







Submariner Ref 116610LV green dial and green bezel called “Sub Hulk”






Submariner Ref 116613LB  White Gold with blue dial called “Smurfs”

HK Snob
HK Watch Fever
HK Kong Tsaan

Saturday, March 8, 2014

勞力士手錶與性格

手錶與性格

如果你有好幾隻勞力士。而偏偏你最愛配戴以下其中一隻。你的性格存大可能是。

勞力士Date Just連金帶
自視不凡,好晒汵,生意上有所斬獲。

古棺材仔
學者,老頑固,收藏家,教授。

Date Just全鋼滑圈
自信心爆棚,年青有充勁,無恐懼風浪! 

Date Just 黃金鋼中裝
一隻勞力士走天涯者,六十後,安於天命者。

切利尼型
信奉簡單有節奏的生活,經濟上無任何問題。自我人生觀。

航者全鋼
潮人,運動家,行政人員,從事武指,谮水家,漁民,明星,政客,销營人員。

谮航者18Kt全白金
二世祖,有米之人,愛露體,對性愛有强烈欲望之人。

地通娜全鋼
活躍份子,不安於現狀,分秒必爭有上進心的人。

紅金地通娜
他一定有全罁地通娜,愛炫燿之人。

皮帶紅金地通娜
汽車發燒友,愛夜間和女伴駕車上山。追星一族。當然有錢吾優洗之人。

Explorer I
知足常常樂形,事事吾會強求。

Yacht master 全鋼
你沒遊艇,你有汽車,你好想上蹤横四海。你愛旅遊。

Yacht Master 全金
你一定有車,有遊艇,但未買飛機。

GMT MATER II 全金
你愛幻想。更愛四處留情。你喜歡玩金絲猫。

GMT MATER II 金銀潤
你事業成功,擁有多幢物業。你喜歡素。

Date Just two tone 26mm
一般較大年紀女士,事頭婆之類。

女任戴全金地通娜。
冒險家,愛駕御男任,喜愛女上男下性愛體位。男仕的夢想性對手。

Day Date ref 1803 全白金
有品味。富貴之人。揾錢快過洗錢之人,沉實聰慧之人。口邊講要低調。

 Day Date ref 1803 全黄金加石字
全心愛撈之人,已有中學畢業學歷,生活無優,對勞力士有一定認識,中好深勞力士毒,不能自拔,每晚必須帶金撈出來看看摸摸以免訓吾著。
  
以上純粹吹水……
HK Watch Fever
HK Snob

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Rolex Suspends production of Daytona Rainbow.







Rolex Daytona Rainbow
Rolex Oyster Perpetual Cosmograph Daytona Rainbow Watch. 40mm 18K yellow gold case set with 56 diamonds, fixed bezel set with 36 rainbow colored baguette sapphires, screw-down push buttons, black dial with gold crystal sub-dials, 8 diamond hour markers, and Oysterlock bracelet.

Due to the necessity to source the diamond in a rainbow colour spectrum, it places a tough job to the jewellry smith in finding the right diamond of right size and colour matching the specification of “Rainbow”

Rumour that Rolex has suspended the production of this Watch, and there is very minimum stock available in HK Rolex AD, I should say close to zero, where some of the gray dealer may have a few pieces, that is all!
I would say this might be a good news to those who has bought this watch as it would be an auction hot item after 3 years!
I will try update on the production re-start date as I think they are sourcing the gemstone now.

Price in HKD:-
Yelow Gold
116598RBOW GC8DI-78608
List price $693,500

White gold
116599 RBOW GC8DI-78599
$720,500

HK Snob
HK Watch Fever