Don't Lose the case! Watch Case!?

Case 1.

 

An Eight year old boy is accused of rape.

In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot? “

The boy whispers, “Don't shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

 

 

Case 2.

A high school student claims her wallet has been stolen, including $50, gift cards, and a few other items.

 

At which point the defendant interrupts to say “There was no earpiece there, ma’am.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSUXTFceilo&feature=player_embedded

The defendant loses his own case in 26 seconds flat.

 

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Avian Influenza Invading Hong Kong now, this is H7N9!

Hong Kong confirmed its first case of H7N9, the newest form of avian influenza that first emerged in February 2013.

As of today, World Health Organization (WHO) has confirmed 137 infections and 45 deaths (a concerning 33% mortality rate) and has described the new strain as "unusually dangerous" and "one of the most lethal" viruses they have faced in recent years.

Fortunately, we've yet to see a highly contagious version of the virus, and Asia has done an excellent job containing it so far. Hong Kong officials were able to isolate the latest incident by tracking down even going to origin in China and clearing 17 people who came in contact with the infected patient.

Genetic mutations are primarily random so the chances of increased transmission are low. While anything is possible, the most likely scenario is that a vaccine will be created before H7N9 is able to have a significant impact on the human population.

So That is why WHO assigned name of this H7N9 was because that time the Director General Dr. Margret Chan  Who is from HK said in the meeting this is a serious virus and very difficult to tackle!!!

In Cantonese she said, "好七難攪"  that was how this terms "H7N9" came from!...

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Stainless Steel Lady Date Just with President Strap!?

A lady who wears a Chanel skirt, carry a purple Birkin, wearing an Fake Gold  Date Just going into this Luxurious Rolex main Boutique in the CBD of HK.  There are just a few sales there, and quite busy handling Chinese Tourists.
The young lady, came to see the Lady Date Just with President bracelet that she thinks that is a Stainless steel watch. She notice that there was an approaching sale man, however she could not stop the fart and all in sudden it came out loud. She pretended whilst squeezed up her hose with her fingers and said; “Pleaseee, stay far away from me!!....your fart is terrible!  Bring me that stainless steel Date Just later.

James, the salesman said, “Yes, Miss, when you see the price tag on the Platinum Lady Date Just, I think you will not fart anymore, your will burst the shit out onto your skirt!

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Remarks, this is purely a joke! There is no intention to bad mouth anything about Chanel, Hermes, Chinese, HK or Rolex.

Four Watch Jokes

One Rolex Authorized Dealer Shop in Kowloon

---If you want to check if this Rolex watch is not fake…just drop it on the floor at the Rolex AD. If it’s real, the shop assistant should die from a heart attack.

 

---The lesbians next door asked what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, I wanna watch.

 

---The wife bought me a new Rolex watch for my 40th birthday.. Do you like it? she asked.. "it’s great!" I replied "it will remind me of your pussy.." She laughed "is this because it’s exclusive and sexy?" I replied "No, it’s a bit loose around the wrist!"

 

---An old American Man is Dying.

He calls his son to his bedside. “Son, I want you listen to me. I Want you take my Chrome plated .38 Revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But Pa, I really don't like gun, How about you leave your Rolex Day Date instead?”

“You listen to me, Boy, someday you going to be running some business, you are going to have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a bog home and may be a few Ferrari,”

Someday somehow you soon come home and may be you find your wife in bed with another chap!

What are you going to do then?” Point to your watch and say, “Time’s Up?”

 

 ---Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything", the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something," says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singing, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

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Where is my Pink gold Rolex Daytona?

Where is My Rolex Daytona?! 

A lawyer was driving his new bought Aston Martin DB9 to court, and planned to show off his new toy to his colleague and lawyers.

He did not notice a Hino truck passing and knocked his door when he was trying to open the door, that driver accelerated and went away immediately!

The lawyer was mad and angrily picked up his iPhone called the police.

When the police came, the lawyer shouted at him: I bought the new Aston Martin yesterday, it was destroyed by that damn Japanese truck. And he just went away!

The police looked at the lawyer surprisingly:  “Are lawyers pay attention on fact and witnesses rather than any other more important personal things?”

“What do you mean?” The lawyer asked.

“You did not find that nothing below your arm? Your are severing your arm!” Policeman said hysterically loud!

The lawyer looked down and uttered a mournful cry, “Oh My God, I lost my Pink Gold Rolex Daytona!”

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Joke 2013 version

Aston Martin and the Rolex Submariner

A young lawyer was driving his new bought vintage Aston Martin DB5 to court, and planned to show off his new toy to his colleague and lawyers.
He did not notice a truck passing and knocked his door when he was trying to open the door, that driver accelerated and went away!
The lawyer was mad and angrily picked up the phone called the police.
When the police came, the lawyer shouted at him: I bought the new A.M. yesterday, it was destroyed by that damn truck. And he just went away!
The police looked at the lawyer surprisingly: “Are lawyers pay attention on fact and witnesses rather than any other more important personal things?”
“What do you mean?” The lawyer asked.
“You did not find that nothing below your arm? Your are severing your arm!” Policeman said hysterically loud!
The lawyer looked down and uttered a mournful cry, “Oh My God, I lost my Gold Rolex Submariner!”

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