Thursday, October 15, 2015

Don't Lose the case! Watch Case!?

Case 1.
An Eight year old boy is accused of rape.

In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot? “

The boy whispers, “Don't shake it, we’ll lose the case!”
Case 2.

A high school student claims her wallet has been stolen, including $50, gift cards, and a few other items.
At which point the defendant interrupts to say “There was no earpiece there, ma’am.”

The defendant loses his own case in 26 seconds flat.

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