An Eight year old boy is accused of rape.
In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot? “
The boy whispers, “Don't shake it, we’ll lose the case!”
A high school student claims her wallet has been stolen, including $50, gift cards, and a few other items.
At which point the defendant interrupts to say “There was no earpiece there, ma’am.”
The defendant loses his own case in 26 seconds flat.
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