Watch Jokes!

1. I never own a Patek Philippe, I merely look at it in front of the Shop Window.


2. you are not as young as you used to be, but you are not as old as you are going to be. So watch the seconds slip away fast from your Daytona.


3. You never really own a Patek Philippe, as your Patek has been taken away after sleeping with the girl you met at lobby last night, her boy friend will be the one take care of the watch forever happily.


3. I never truly own a Patk Philippe. I merely borrow it from my friend.


4. I hate Youtube describing Patek and Rolex, I hate Patek, I hate Rolex, as much as I hate my poverty.


Sham Shui Po Snob