人生片段

 Vanessa Bryant, and her Daytona Leopard

人生最精采的片段住住是一些你可能無意中領略過的。而有趣的。

1.
我是大汗!

有一天飛法蘭克福出差，睡過龍，飛的去機埸，原來係老遠的六十二號閘口，拖著二十公斤工具就跑，弄得滿頭大汗，例CX機滿坐。因小弟大汗，坐傍邊那三十過來的金髮美人，手帶紅金勞力士Daytona, 頸上掛上Tiffany紅金鎖匙吊咀，親晒色，明媚可人。

但，她用手按實著鼻子，視意我身上的嗅汗攻鼻難頂，，，，她坐立不安，，起飛了，他用英文同空中侍應生投訴我嗅汗她受不了!....

都擾攘左十分鐘，，，，

最後頭等倉經理過來面带著一副笑容。對我講 "HK 先生"，你隔離那位外國女仕投訴你嗅汗好難受，我有一建議，我想安排你搬到頭等位1C ，你介吾介意呀?

嘩，我都吾知講什麼好，下意識地點頭說"好!"

之後空姐同那美麗的女仕講，她已安排這嗅男人坐去別的地方了。…..

頓時我立刻覺得嗅男人原有來都可以免費升級呵！而身光頸靚Daytona 美女無得升級!

2.

偷偷得浮生半粒鐘

炎夏，午後飯氣攻心，老闆出了小差，把電腦關上，躲在茶餐廳內嘆了半杯凍啡，睡著了。

3.

失去過才會珍惜

失了一天你至愛小女送比你的"雪山" *1 墨水筆，過了一整天，周身吾自在，最後都找到了。那種喜悅文字也沒法形容。

4.

花紅

身苦了一年，做了二千萬美元業績，四月一日派花紅當日，發現公司發你的股票數目亦無被减，今天吾減已經等同做加了!

吾好禁X開心住，到今天四月十一號為止，花紅通知書仍未收到!

5.

百佳*2

八月十五月圓夜，溜出"百佳"會佳人，五十有六，竟然雄風不减當年。三小時梅開二度。

6.

賣撈換樓

當年今日天胡穌波帶來一盤勞力士。話比佢老婆迫套現換樓。所有1803八折!

賤物鬥窮人啊!

7.

關係Guangxi

認識了菲律賓一位知名人仕，他是一位统總統辨工室人行政人員亦是演員及導演，我介紹他給我一位人客，好讓他的兒子跟他學習拍電影取經驗。因他的兒子是在美國讀電影的。我因此取得了張訂單!

8.

植入式廣告

Ocean Thirteen

再次在HBO看此電影，片內的超級大盗基本上都是帶ROLEX的，畢比特是帶Two Tone Rolex Date Just....

有幾個大特寫，難免有太著意的感覺!

而昨天看Space Cowboys 內奇連依士活戴勞力士鋼皇，Ref 16234

效果大很多，導演並沒有大特寫。但玩錶多的我就看得出是勞力士一代鋼皇喇! 
他還带著那錶上外太空。好戲，值得看。

9.

風險管理

Freescale 員工二十名天津IT 部門 員工到吉隆波上堂，他們同一班機回北京，而另外三位取消機位轉飛別班飛機。二十名員工都坐MH370....

10

鼓勵士氣2014

每月第一張單，我就請食飯。

一年內三次得到三次每月第一張單者，年尾我送勞力士手錶一隻。

而全年最大銀嗎的一張單，年尾我亦送勞力士手錶一隻。

11.

空中保安

我建議菲律賓政府使用港產Phantom Vision 2 加 Gopro Hero 3 black 作高空監察，另一種高科技保安方法。政府已初步考慮中。

註
*1 Montblanc
*2 百佳是一香港時鐘酒店集團,煩忙時時間星期六下午三時到深夜。只歡迎外賣，不設堂食!

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Watch Fever

When Money Is No Longer Your Major Concern....... This Is The Rolex You Need To Buy!

Top left GMT Master II 116769TBR Ice $4.M, Top Right Submariner Emerald 116654EM $2.6M, Bottom Left Daytona Leopard  116598 $550,000

Daytona 116756TBR $982,700, Right Bottom 116719BLRO $242,000

Estimated price only as Rolex Does not yet issue the list price for some of the models

When you have money, what you worry is the article is not expensive enough.

Base on my rough guess, 10,000 people could afford a Submariner Stainless steel, at $60K, and there will be only 10 people who can afford a Daytona Leopard of $550K…

And only 1 people can afford to buy an GMT Master Ice at $4.4M..

Roughly ten times more expensive will be 100 times less people could afford… so for this kind of watch,  you may be one of the 10,000 Rolex fans can buy…

Well, you can order though my network if you like these watches which Rolex could possible make less than 100 a years.

There is very limited number of stock in HK now. Not more than 2 of these Exquisite Rolex items in Rolex AD Hong Kong.

We can get minimum less 10% off the list price… may be you say discount is not a big deal, as if you like these watches, you seem don’t care too much the price rather than you have stock or not….

If you want these watch, pls book first of there will be no stock to serve you…

HK Snob
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Precaution on Your Yacht Master II

Operation precaution on your Yacht Master II

The Rolex Oyster Perpetual Yacht-Master II was first launched in 2007 as a slightly larger version of the original series watch, the Yacht-Master, which first went on sale in 1992.

The Yacht-Master II primary distinction is that its Oyster casing measures 44 mm while the casing of the original line measures 40 mm.

The Regatta-countdown chronograph, which was developed exclusively for Rolex, is the key feature of the Yacht-Master II.

If you have this watch, don’t try to reset it whilst the Countdown Chronograph is still running, or there is chance to cause Damages….!!

This should be advised by Rolex AD sales when you buy this watch, however sometimes you may forget…

This is an advice from Managers of Rolex AD.

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池記隨想: 勞力士上市?

池記隨想

好久未食過池記雲吞麵，今天和小女去旺角朗豪坊池記吃雲吞.

結果是: "大失望!"

重口味湯底，雲吞外暖內冷，雲吞都未煮透，或者講人客太多，把雲吞掉進湯就立刻拿出嚟比人食。

以前湯底有虾籽的，而家虾屎都無你份!雲吞死死實實，雲吞皮足足2mm厚，零鲜味!

今天人地客人多，人人吃麵也要名牌，今日池記雲吞同十多年前東京開第一家分店那時的雲吞完全係兩樣嘢!

一家公司產品每每都比貪錢既老闆攪壞。

一但公司產品被客人受落人，老闆又出屎橋:

縮皮喇，湯底，雲吞料，縮多D就等如賺多D。都吾怪佢地，你比D好嘢你地食，排大隊，比差D的嘢食，都有人排隊。

1957年代JB Lansing Hartsfield 喇叭

五十年代出品，屬較少見的家庭用機，當時的喇叭多為劇院及戲院所用。此喇叭在中高低音各方面表現細緻又快速，不拖泥帶水，音尾合理且音樂感強烈，磁鐵是鋼磁，今天基本上所有新喇叭都用粉磁製造，又係成本作怪囉！故Hartsfield在發燒級玩家眼中有王者之聲稱號，絕對有價難求。當年九千元，是一層八百呎樓的價錢。

九十年代JBL 喇叭再無經典之作，無他的，走池記方向，縮皮囉，但亦跟整個大璟環境和消費能力有關係嘅!

今天一對像樣的Hartsfield 要三十多萬。

以前生產手錶的方法，在今天好難揾食，休想賺錢。

"拍德犀利"手錶今天全手造嗎?無可能了，只有機器無法代替情況下才用手打磨，這才最合乎高利益的生產法。並不是要晒手功! 

所以中古手錶魅力没法擋，因為想當年的手錶存大部份是手造的。

而上市公司並不代表公司產品最具品質，所以千其吾希望勞力士上市，因為要為大小股東交代，追求"短期"利潤，有些時候利潤和理想及品質好難共全的!

到時那怕勞力士出陀飛輪，三問，四方蚝殼!
一萬元的學生錶，一年出足每型號三四隻色，五花八門，你要地通娜鋼錶?馬上送上一百隻比代理。後果呢。大家知道喇。。。。

勞力士立即變"溜力士"!。。。。。玩完!

港燦勞奴

Rolex Day Date Ref 18038 With Computer Black Dial for Sale

A Rolex Day Date, 18ct Yellow Gold with Black Computer Rolex Dial, Ref 18038 is coming with Sapphire Crystal.

The Oyster Case is solid and strong, basically an undestructible watch case. It comes with a Brand new matt dark calf skin strap and a "Replacement" gold plated Buckle. 

HKD$45,000


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HK Kong Tsaan

Rolex Date Just Ref 16234 "Ivory Dial" with Roman Numeral Watch for Sale

Ivory Dial is rare species, come with a Vintage Rolex Date Just Ref 16223. The Dial has a feeling of Faded White, but in fact it is having a beautiful Colour of "Condensed Milk" or "Ivory".

Comes with original Jubilee Bracelet, stainless steel watch, the Watch Owner orders a Stingway Ivory colour strap.

Not yet been polished, a colour of this is rare to be found. In Such Condition, the owner is willing to sell at HKD$21,500 only

HK Snob

Rare Rolex Explorer II Ref 16550

Collectors love the cream dial version of this Explorer II. It was white when originally sold in mid '80s but turned out to a custard colour.

This watch has not been polished, 90% new. Looking for Rolex Explorer II Lover with HKD$32,000 Cash only

HK Snob

週六旺角shopping

Watch Shop My Watch at Mong Kok Sino centre ground Floor

週六旺角shopping
地鐵出口華興有G MT MASTER II Ref116710BLNR


信和中心
永光有一隻新Submariner Ref116610 LV，和GMT Master II REF116710BLNR...無標價!

天時有一隻全新的DeepSea Ref116660 $82,500 九折，另外有一隻Ref116610LN $62,100 LESS 7%.

天時隔離店有一隻新Ref116610LV無標價。

回來中見到我至愛的NSX, 九六年層曾經玩過，公司比我的車。現全港大約還有五十台，價格由三十三萬到一百萬。二十多年後，吾覺得有老態，日本國寶，吾係浪得虚名喎!


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Special Deal for Technomarine Watch BNIB as your Easter Gift- up to 60% discount!

100% brand new technomarine 40mm real Diamond Bezel Chronometer

Model 110053 Cruise Star 40mm 

Pink Gold PVD case, Bezel Set with 141 real Diamonds, 0.88ct.

Black, and Brown Silicone Strap

Comes with Warranty Card, Box, Spare Strap

Original price HKD$19,000 now $7,600 cash

This is the actual Pictures

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This is another option that comes with Diamond Dial

Model 110053 Cruise Star 40mm CHR Black

Black and White Silicon Straps

Retail  Price USD$725.00

HKD$5,600

BNIB from Agent available with Warranty Card, box and packing

Now Only HKD$2,200 whilst stock lasts...

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Zenith Pilot 20 Grand Feu 60 mm Watch at BaselWorld 2014 is available in HK for Sale

Zenith Pilot Type 20 Grand Feu with Sapphire Case, a preview of the new pieces debuting at Baselworld 2014 from Zenith.

Movement is an original Zenith Caliber 5011K, pocket watch marine chronometer movement created in 1960, this is a special timepiece integrating the Zenith history and today’s modern accomplishments.

The Case is sculpted entirely from a solid Sapphire block, with a White Gold bezel and Lugs with fine engraved arts.

It is of 60mm, ever largest, probably my hand is not big enough to support this watch.

Only 10 people in the world could have chance to be the watch owner as only Ten Pieces were made.

If you want to buy, please let me know as I know one Gentleman (Rolex AD) has two pieces, they are looking for people who has the big wrist and HKD$1,300,000 to buy!

HK Snob

Watch Fever

A Massage that takes you USD$35,000!

A Very Expensive Massage that takes A Rolex Day Date in Las Vegas!

Christina Lafave is accused of stealing a Rolex Day Date ($35,00) belonging to Kenneth Herold after offering him a $300 full body Massage at His room in Wynn Las Vegas Hotel.

The 25 years old Masseur was claimed to hide the yellow gold Rolex Day Date in her Vagina when Herold (66) reported police his watch was lost.

Lafave was charged with larceny and possession of stolen property and was released on $40,000 bail. She is due back in court May 15. She may face up to 20 years behind bars if convicted!

Argument points:

Why Christina had to hide it in her “secret passage to joy” if she said and that the watch was a gift that he later tried to take back?

Will you give a Rolex Day Date for a 40 minutes massage to a girl you meet in bar?

Chris Rasmussen, Christina’s defense lawyer, is outraged about how far police went to retrieve the Rolex from his client, which he said was illegal.

My Suggestion is whenever I go massage, I don't leave my Rolex out of my wrist as you know it used to be dark in that kind of place. And A Rolex Can stay hot, cold water under showers, shock proof, massage proof, and massage oil resistant, why leave the watch on the desk!?

Next Time Bring a Basel World 2014 Zenith 60 mm sapphire case with white gold bezel Zenith Pilot Type 20 Grand Feu “60mm watch”! Its size could possibly prevent it being hid inside a woman’s vagina! I think, I mean normal Woman’s as this is a “60mm massive Watch!!” :P 

But there are Only 10 pieces made!

HK Snob

BaselWorld 2014 Rolex New Aspiration!

Baselworld Rolex new Watch

If you want to taste the first sip of fresh beer, you have to go to the brewery!

Same for BaselWorld 2014 Rolex, you may need to order now!

One way is to place some deposit to some of the gray dealer waiting for the watch

Or put your name on the waiting list at Rolex AD.

Call you Rolex Manager to get one!

Or let me know if I could do for some reservation.

These are the top 4 hottest Items this year from Rolex.

SeaDweller 4000 Ref 116600 -97400  Cal, 3135 Price $8,550   (HKD$66,450)

The new GMT-Master II

Rolex introduces world first on its Oyster Perpetual GMT-Master II, unveiling a red and blue Cerachrom bezel insert so called ”Pepsi Colour”, echoing the first GMT‑Master bezel of 1955.

This GMT Master II Ref 116719BLRO-78209 Red and Blue Bezel Ref $31,400 (HKD$244,000)

Daytona Platinum Ref 116576 TBR

Rolex reserves this rare and exclusive colour for platinum models. The resplendent bezel is set with 36 baguette-cut diamonds. Price Range from

11566TBR-78596 from $106,550 to $127,500 (HKD$827,900 – HKD$990.675)

I like this Daytona as the focus of your eye would be definitely be falling on the watch dial itself as the bracelet is just too plain comparing with the watch!

HK Snob

Superlative "Fake" Chronometer, Official Certified By Customs of HK

Superlative “Fake” Chronometer, official Certified by Customs of HK.

These are watches that we can see right in front of you after customs clearance at HKIA arrival hall.

Rolex Daytona Pink gold, Bvlagri, Gucci, Cartier, Vacheron Constantin, Tag Heuer Monaco, and many other more.

These are Certified “Fakes’ by the Customs Hong Kong. Well, these are the top of the list shoppers are looking for in the street of Lady’s market and Temple street.

HK is not allowing the import not export of Counterfeits or Fake item like Watches in Hong Kong.

Fake Rolex Daytona 40mm Pink Gold,  Note the Dull and Gloomy outlook!

The Rolex Daytona Ref 116505 40mm Pink gold with 78595 Oyster bracelet is selling HKD$269,300 (list price).

The one in picture is easily been distinguished as "Fake" by ocular inspection.

We do not encourage buying fake watches as it does not carry any value at all, if under budget, we can consider buying those good old days' Rolex.

Some of the genuine Rolex of the 60s' worth your consideration as an Entry level to let you to be the Owner of a real great Rolex.

These are also prohibited to be import and export to HK, turtle, turle shell products...etc

PS
The Picture shown here are all taken by my handphone yesteray when I entered HK, all watches are Fake Watch.

HK Snob

Watch Fever

How to authenticate your "Rolex" in Hong Kong free of Charge?

How to verify your Rolex is Fake or genuine?

There take a little knowledge to tell the Class B fakes of Rolex., and there it takes an expert to tell a Class A fakes…

How should we do if we are not expert of Rolex, not even to tell the difference a class C and a Genuine Rolex.

Simply send the watch to Rolex Service Centre at Central.

Just Ask them to authenticate the Rolex for you, they will check and tell you that Rolex is all about.

If the Rolex is fake, once they find it. They will immediate tell you that is NOT ROLEX.

Charges: NO, It is Free in HK.

There is a surcharge as far as I know for SDG$107.00 in Rolex Singapore…!!

Rolex (Hong Kong) Limited

Your Service Centre

14/F. Jardine House
1 Connaught Place
Hong Kong
Hong Kong
China

Tel: +852 2249 8888

Fax: +852 2810 6964

Mon -Fri 0900-1800

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